I'm worried about the Baggage Retrieval System at Heathrow

And they had good reason as well.

Mystery Man

Who is C Hallam? He was meant to be on Mike Barbers table on Saturday night. He kept himself to himself. Perhaps he will be Captain next season. I think we should be told.

So Who has been looking at themselves then?

Because I had a few minutes to spare I had a look at the photos on "meet the players". It gives you the number of times that a particular photo has been viewed.

It does not make good reading or for that matter viewing.

Bottom of the pile (sorry Howard) was Mr Graham with 56. The next person had 72 so that's a long way bottom. Come on Howard pull yourself together and start looking at yourself.

Top, well are you really surprised was "Mr Male Grooming Products" himself, Wayne "Dilly" Dilworth. He has viewed himself 99 times. Disgusting. You will go blind Dilly you know so lay off it. Help an old man out and have a look at Howards photo instead.

To the rest of you, if you have the odd minute to spare why not pop by and have a look at Howards photo and give the old chap a bit of a boost. One look from you can feed his ego for a whole day.

See you at the dinner piss up (Don't you mean dance? Ed)

Bath v Saracens Highlights - Guinness Prem Rugby 03/05/08

Worth watching again, who needs rule changes when teams can play like this?

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Captain my Captain

On the birth of their baby daughter.

Next Season

After such a superb finish to the season, I feel we can look forward to next September with anticipation that we'll finish the league in more deserved position, here's a sneak preview of who we'll be playing

Division 5 South

Altrincham K. 4 4east-12th
Aldwinians 3 4east-13th
Marple 3 5east-12th
Broughton Pk 4 5east-13th
Wilmslow 3 5south-7th
Stockport 4 5south-8th
Congleton 2 5south-9th
Burnage 4 5south-10th
Old Bedians 3 5south-11th
Sandbach 4 5south-12th
Buxton 3 5south-13th
Ashton-on-Mer. 3 5west-11th
Carrington 2 5west-13th
Crewe & Nant. 4 New